Friday, 21 January 2005

Now on eBay - You can bid to purchase absolutely nothing. Bidding started at £1.00 and is now (at the time of this post) up to £1,000,100.00, which means if the bidding progresses at a constant rate until the auction closes is 8 days, 18 hours, the closing price will be something like, ohhhh maybe £9,000,100.00... What a bargain!

From the auction listing:

This is a fantastic, once in a lifetime opportunity to buy absolutely nothing! The successful bidder will receive absolutely nothing direct from me.

  • The perfect gift for the person who has everything.
  • Takes up no space. Easy to store.
  • Helps fight capitalism. Possibly.
  • No postage required.
  • Environmentally friendly, 100% organic and edible.

(Note. It is not recommended that you eat absolutely nothing for prolonged periods.)

 Bid now on this once in a lifetime opportunity!

Please note. This is a genuine auction, and the successful bidder will receive absolutely nothing.

Also note the Photo of Absolutely Nothing at

Wow. I'm in!

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Friday, 21 January 2005 21:39:39 (Pacific Standard Time, UTC-08:00)
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Sunday, 30 January 2005 16:15:24 (Pacific Standard Time, UTC-08:00)
...and I would have succeeded too if it hadn't been for those pesky eBay kids..

bah humbug! ;)
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