Saturday, 29 October 2005

Let's just put it out on the table, get it over with and relieve ourselves of the emotional pain associated with holding in such a terrible secret for so long. It's time to let it out of the bag and to get honest with the rest of the world. We focus so much attention on expensive geek gadgets, software and hardware. There's a reason, too.

The truth is this:

The best thing about WiFi, laptops, long-lasting batteries, IM, email, Skype and BlogJet is that you can sit on the toilet and do everything there that you can do from the office, the couch or the desk. Email. IM your friends. Record a podcast (toilet noise on podcasts is considered funny). Write software that will be used by everyone under the sun. And yes, even surf the pr0n if that's your thing. Move from the couch to the toilet to the counter (you do wash your hands, right?) back to - you guessed it - the couch.

Even better, no one knows. Until now, that is.

You know it's true. Stop pretending.

There. It's out. Don't you feel better now?

Oh and dude, by the way - your keyboard is freakin' gross.

(and since you're already asking - no, I did not post this from the toilet...)

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Saturday, 29 October 2005 21:46:34 (Pacific Daylight Time, UTC-07:00)
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Sunday, 30 October 2005 16:55:40 (Pacific Standard Time, UTC-08:00)
Yep. That's about right. You have us all pegged. The convenience of taking a laptop in the can is beyond description.
Wednesday, 02 November 2005 04:20:32 (Pacific Standard Time, UTC-08:00)
Now we'll have to kill you.

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