Wednesday, February 20, 2008

fortuneLast night I got Chinese food from the local place and took it home.

After the meal I broke open my fortune cookie. I handed the paper to a friend of mine to read since I didn't have my glasses on and for all I knew I was trying to read it upside down (turns out I was).

I thought my friend was messing with me when he read it out loud.

Anyone have any suggestions at this point? Tin foil hats or garlic or something?

I'm saving this one.



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Wednesday, February 20, 2008 9:39:47 AM (Pacific Standard Time, UTC-08:00)
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Wednesday, February 20, 2008 10:51:21 AM (Pacific Standard Time, UTC-08:00)
Well, you do go to California fairly regular?
Chris
Wednesday, February 20, 2008 3:58:13 PM (Pacific Standard Time, UTC-08:00)
I used to be an Alien, but then i became a Citizen so it must not be talking about me.
Wednesday, February 20, 2008 7:48:36 PM (Pacific Standard Time, UTC-08:00)
Hah, that's a good 'un! I think the favorite cookie fortune I ever got was:

NO ONE WILL MAR YOUR HAPPY FUTURE.

Looks like something a paranoid dictator might get and interpret to the deficit of surrounding nation states and suchlike.
Thursday, February 21, 2008 11:02:40 AM (Pacific Standard Time, UTC-08:00)
After I posted this one, I realized it was inevitable that someone(s) would point out the "illegal alien" (or legal, for that matter) thing. Heh.
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